He was instantly in heaven, I was totally grossed out! I have never had crab and by the looks of the dang things I never really wanted to try one. Have you ever really looked at a crab? I mean really looked at one. Unfortunately for me I am the investigatory type. I have to pull and poke and look at every since part of that dang thing. I dont know why I am this way... I think it could be some type of sickness. Those little suckers are (as my dad would put it) uglier than a whole 10 miles of muddy road! The top half of them are bad enough with their funky little eyes and creepy mouths and their claws and their legs ew yuk! But then if you flip them over they are hairy!!! EW SICK! I had no idea that they were hairy. And to top it all off remember I live in Utah. Utah equals no ocean which makes me question the freshness of any kind of sea food! Anyway so needless to say we bought on and brought it home for what now had turned into not just a nice little dinner but a frekin free for all gorge fest! Now I have never had or prepared crab before so i had no clue what the heck to do with it, so I looked to Jace and asked if he knew what to do with it and of course he said no and then proceded to throw it into a pot of boiling water. So once it was all cooked we sat down he ripped the legs off and we ate those which werent bad except the texture. For those of you that dont know I am a texture freak, if it has any kind of mucousy texture or mushy at all I generally will gag and not be able to eat it. This little crabby of ours was a little on the mushy side, but I toughed through it.
Now the eating of the legs was fine ...went pretty smootly, however Jace thought there was more meat than just the legs ... that is when the myhem started. There was stabbing, poking, proding, oozing, gaging. It was not pretty. The problem, was we didnt know how to get into the dang shell! So we kind of destroyed the poor little sucker!




Once we were sufficiantly grossed out we decided to call it quits on the crab. Or so I thought Jace had the lovely idea to look it up on the internet as to how to get into the rest of the crab. Once we had step by step instructions it was pretty easy to get into. But after what we just did to the thing and seeing all that nasty stuff ooz out I really had no need to eat any more, I did force my self to try a little but more. It wasnt terrible, but I think I have had my crab fix for a while!
I think the next time we do the crab thing it will have to be at the crab shack, red lobster, or somewhere in California where it is nice and fresh! Anyway it was a good experiance and we had tons of fun!

















































